"Dustin-Justin, you’re driving me crazy!" No question, children are the greatest gift on earth. However, it’s a gift that cannot be exchanged and comes with no guarantee. The last gift with such poor consumer protection was probably the Trojan Horse, and we all know the consequences. The satire "Parenting is War" reveals, with a lot of dark humor, the expert knowledge that has so far been withheld from you at parenting seminars. You will receive a hands-on educational training and learn how to drive the Trojan Horse back into the nursery before it spills its contents all over your flokati rug.