Mia schreim es fuffzga Joa vuan Dschiesas. The Romans own the whole of Gaul. Gaunz Gallien? Schmeggs!
Did you understand every word? Congratulations, then you are a true Viennese and will have a lot of fun reading "Asterix and the Copper Cauldron" in Viennese, the third Asterix adventure, translated into his native dialect by Viennese singer-songwriter and author Ernst Molden.
All non-Viennese are also recommended to read it - if only to get a little closer to this fine dialect.