A quirky modern fairy tale full of dark humor in the style of Tim Burton about the love between two teenagers in a crazy world. Why are you so alone? Are you special or just a freak? Even someone with a red potato nose can meet another lonely soul. And it's not a problem that they all think she's a witch. And what begins there? Well, real adventures with a human worm, Snow White, a criminal mammoth, and the sleeping magic dwarf Rumpelstiltskin. This adventurous young adult novel, as unpredictable as it is fast-paced, full of humor and surprising ideas, ignites a desire for adventure, circus, and falling in love.