Have you ever wondered why tennis acts like it's the center of the sports world? In "Fuck Tennis: Endless Back and Forth and the Belief That It's Important," we mercilessly dissect this so-called "noble" sport—from the endless rallies to the absurd tennis outfits that look like someone got fashion and functionality caught up in a divorce battle. This book is an angry yet humorous reckoning with a sport that takes itself far too seriously.

With 30 biting texts and perfectly matching illustrations, we delve into the most annoying quirks of tennis. Whether it's "The Ball That Never Tires: Why Tennis Balls Have More Endurance Than I Do" or "The Umpire's Chair: The Throne of Arbitrary Power," no cliché is spared, and no tennis court is left unscathed. And let's be honest, why do tennis courts always act like they're more exclusive than a VIP club?

Perfect for anyone who has ever wondered why tennis balls always disappear when you need them most, or why the tennis racket says more about you than your horoscope. Because one thing is for sure: tennis is not just a sport—it's an eternal drama.

What to expect:

• 30 humorous chapters filled with honest frustration about tennis
• Witty illustrations that capture every bit of anger about tennis
• An entertaining gift for both tennis haters and lovers alike.