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Hanna in build-up training

Michael Restin
11.3.2020
Translation: machine translated
Pictures: Thomas Kunz

She has a new job, a new flat and a new treadmill. Hanna tests the Bowflex BXT 326, starting with the realisation that this 138-kilogram machine makes her break out in a sweat even before her first workout.

Delivery free kerbside. That sounds pretty good at first. Until the postman heaves the box with the dimensions of a bathtub off the Euro pallet and quickly says goodbye. There it is, the longed-for treadmill, whose arrival was still written in the stars 15 minutes ago.

Treadmill instead of hamster wheel

The lift at the end of the tunnel

After the initial joy has faded and the removal men are nowhere to be seen, we retreat, shivering and somewhat perplexed.138 kilograms are 138 kilograms and our intervertebral discs are not impressed by the tentative lifting attempts. In the warm hallway, Hanna talks about her sporting past. She has ridden, played squash ambitiously, tried Latin American dancing, climbing and baseball - and ran ten kilometres for the first time in her life a week ago.

Probably not? So maybe you can! There is a lift at the end of the tunnel and the proof of the pudding is in the eating. With our combined strength, we heave the heavy end of our monster package onto a trolley and push it through the door in front of the lift.

If you want to play it safe as a large appliance buyer, you can save yourself the hassle and invest at least 219 francs extra, depending on the journey. The appliance is then not left on the doorstep, but set up at its destination. We are still two floors away from our destination. And the neighbour has a good eye. Whichever way we turn, the lift is actually too small for our parcel. We have to butcher it in the stairwell.

A kingdom for one (or two) movers

Roughly speaking, the Bowflex BXT 326 consists of two elements. There is the console structure with the display, which is made up of several individual parts. Most of them are made of plastic and are nice and light. And then there is the treadmill motor unit, which weighs around 120 kilograms. At 2.15 metres long, it is the big problem. With or without the box. Our hope is that it will fit into the lift individually and arrive at the top in one piece.

We discuss how to move the item gently. After all, it has hard plastic castors on the frame. It can be manoeuvred over them and stowed away at least a little more compactly with the running surface folded upwards. The crucial parts are still hidden under plastic sheeting and labelled with warnings. Just don't break anything.

While we are carefully tinkering with it, the removal men march in with the first boxes and make short work of our problem. "Where does it have to go?" Bang, bam and it's gone. What remains is a lot of polystyrene, plastic and the cardboard box printed with the Bowflex logo. We take the promotional remnants to the basement and see the tape again two floors up. Ready for assembly.

Many screws and a broken cable

"You're saving me, by the way," says Hanna as we sort the individual parts. "When I was out running, I almost died!" Not from exertion, but the first pollen was already flying at the beginning of March. The running itself was enjoyable and she had already studied training plans.

"Without a goal, there's no incentive, but now I have to train," laughs Hanna, who takes her job as a tester seriously and has her first usability complaint as soon as she unpacks the screws: "As soon as I tear open the packet, I can no longer read the labelling on the individual parts!" What is screw A now? And where is washer D?

It's working after all!

We bend the plug with a screwdriver, postpone the problem until later and just get on with it. This tactic has worked well for us all morning. And compared to the transport, the assembly is a piece of cake.

Screw by screw, we are getting closer to the moment of truth, which will come as soon as the electricity flows. Sometimes a stubborn plastic part gets caught, sometimes we mix up the washers, sometimes a thread jams. "You have to do this with feeling," warns Hanna and tightens the screws.

You can't do much more wrong than us. Not much less either.

It doesn't take more than an hour to finish. "The transport was an adventure, but I imagined it would be worse," says Hanna. If the cable doesn't throw a spanner in the works, the job is done. And lo and behold - the electricity is flowing. Hanna is running. The set-up is complete. The build-up training can begin. And she announces: "When I start something, I'm going to see it through."

Three days later, she gets in touch by email. I'm already worried that the cable has given up the ghost. Fortunately not. Hanna already has training and test plans in mind and still has something on her mind.

I wasn't really happy about the chaos of the move. Just imagine the Kermit GIF, that's me with my Bowflex now ;))
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Simple writer and dad of two who likes to be on the move, wading through everyday family life. Juggling several balls, I'll occasionally drop one. It could be a ball, or a remark. Or both.


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