This book doesn't promise you a happier life, but rather more time to live. Everyone knows the oppressive feeling that we have less and less time to do more and more. 'On time' has become the new 'too late,' and before we know it, our countdown has run out. The humorous guide tackles the problem right at its root and takes a stand against time-wasting. This practical reference work provides concrete tips for everyday problems that each of us has been helplessly subjected to in varying degrees. "33 Foolproof Ways to Waste Your Life" presents the ultimate collection of the most dangerous pitfalls for wasted time, along with all the necessary life hacks to achieve a fulfilling life despite WhatsApp, Facebook, and the like. Essential survival strategies for the madness of everyday life.