"Schlütt" is the story of a demanding failure and a dreamer of dreams. "Schlütt" is a novel about professors and those who desperately want to become one, regardless of the consequences. "Schlütt" is a sadly sarcastic satire on the obsession with performance and elitism in our best of all possible worlds. "Schlütt" is a bitter-sweet depiction of our incredibly excellent times. "Schlütt" is a book for teachers and students, academics and scholars, for those who appreciate science and its detractors, for parents and their charges, and, not to forget, for social welfare recipients, (depth) psychologists, philosophers, homosexuals, visual artists, allotment gardeners, walkers, lovers of the cold season, and collectors. And "Schlütt" is, last but not least, a novel about the futility of deep feelings and death. "Schlütt" is, in short, the modern, psychological variant of progressive universal poetry. A novel for everyone and a ...