"Dreier" - the new collection of stories by Dirk Stermann is finally here. Following "Eier" and "Zweier," the final part of this trilogy, garnished with real eggs, once again brings together the funniest and quirkiest texts from the Austrian-German cabaret artist. After "Eier" and "Zweier," "Dreier" is the pinnacle of the trilogy that has accompanied me for many of my best years. A highlight, also in a sexual sense. I don't take criticisms, such as that from the German revisionist historian Arnulf Bering, who claims "Dreier" is nothing more than a "Shades of Grey for in-between," seriously. For example, Peter Handke translated my texts into Serbian before I had even written them in German. I was always chasing after my translator, who was a paragraph ahead of me. One of my most bizarre experiences with translation. My butcher in Vienna believes that "Dreier" is...