Disasters can happen anytime and anywhere. Especially in the classroom, it is often a matter of sheer survival. This handbook prepares every teacher for the extremes of the hard school day. With the necessary attitude, the right equipment and an unbroken will, he or she will be made fit for a world full of danger: Whether seven nights among savages (aka class trip), the parental visit of horror, pubescent zombies or the obligatory ranking fights in the teachers' room - presence of mind and fighting spirit can save the life of any teacher. An indispensable guide for trainee teachers and professionals. Guaranteed prejudiced, subjective and pedagogically dubious! This book is a revised new edition of the title Lustig ist das Lehrerleben.