Trams are treated like roads when they cross railways and like railways when they cross roads. Those who do not immediately grasp the legal significance of this arrangement may find even more enjoyment in Wilfried Ahrens' second foray into the missteps and blunders of legal correspondence. Whether the petitioners have confused fraud and theft or are addressing the civil senate, the focus here is not on criminal acts, penalties, or legal situations, but rather on the most astonishing and amusing fallacies from the pens of the police, the prosecution, the court, and the contentious citizen themselves.