Customers are just annoying beings that get in the way of a relaxed workday, don’t you think? From the content: ...no, that can't be true, it was impossible; behind a stack of 10-12 planks was our Fred, with one plank in each hand, and it almost looked like he was busy smoothing the planks (hmmm, in the middle of a standing stack? Well). "Excuse me (decent customers know they should apologize when they disturb employees)," rang the voice of our customer, obviously a bit gruff... Did any of you notice the vehemence and passion with which the head (the sales manager) of the Catholic Church insists on getting rid of his customers? Take a cue from that! The easiest and most effective way is during a Latin high mass. The method of annoying customers.