Colin is a true child prodigy: he speaks eleven languages fluently, loves to create anagrams, and is essentially a walking encyclopedia. However, all this knowledge does him little good in love. He has just been dumped by a girl for the 19th time. Colin's only friend, Hassan, sees only one solution: Colin must change his life! Together, the friends embark on a journey full of adventures – with only Colin's love theorem in tow, which he hopes will help him predict when a girlfriend will break up with him. But then the clever Lindsey gets to him first: she disproves his theorem in the blink of an eye! The fast-paced, hilarious road movie from the bestselling author.