Among the things Ian Günter was afraid of were: dust, duplicates, wink cats, his superior Mr. Hagens, and wink cats. Among the things Luise never did with alcohol were: regretting the buzz and disinfecting wounds. Two party girls discover the king of all squares in the subway and bet whether they can get him out of his pinstripe suit and into a disco dress. However, Ian Günter would much rather align his furniture with a protractor and watch the sparrows fall from the gutter out of boredom. At least one break-in, a naked bagpipe player, a shower in lacquer color, a dog in a police uniform, Mount Everest made of cream, and a drunken, talking fly are necessary to lead to a happy ending. After his Spiegel bestseller "Falling is like Leaning, just later," Poetry S. is back.