After "I Have an Axe" and "Upon Closer Inspection, People Are Just People," author and cabaret artist Patrick Salmen, who once achieved cult status with his beard anthem 'rusty copper brown almost bronze,' returns with new humorous short stories and a grand stage show. "Two Dreams Meet. Both Burst." - the title is the program and is once again filled with absurdly funny dialogues and sharp observations about the everyday life of the modern city dweller. Whether it's chia seeds, DIY crazes, food trucks, organic boxes, tin signs with clever life wisdom, mindfulness apps, or the horror scenario of couple's night - Patrick Salmen marvels at and dissects the lifestyle of urban self-optimizers in his usual sarcastic and self-deprecating style.