Jen Carter, a prosecco-loving bookseller who has just given up her dream of becoming a writer, is in a relationship with a total chaos named Ed until she accidentally stabs him. But what to do with his body, his drugs, and the mysterious pile of money Ed has left behind? And even more importantly: How can she escape the dark figures to whom he seems to owe something? Suddenly, Jen is on the verge of claiming the title of "most dangerous woman in Scotland." A humorous noir crime novel that proves once and for all that women carry more murderous genes than men.