This publication presents the extensive and culturally significant, yet challenging divination text KUB XXII 70 (Bo 2011) in a philological edition. Both linguistically and thematically, this text is unique within Hittite literature, making any attempt to understand the events listed without chronological order through other textual evidence futile. Therefore, the effort focuses primarily on interpreting the text on its own, as almost all potential reference points have proven to be unusable. To facilitate a general understanding of the text, a brief overview of the involved persons and the content is provided at the beginning. The translation emphasizes a literal rendering.