Puberty is tough. Sure. But not as tough as old age puberty! The old age pubescent is a graying, comfortable, often shortsighted being that loves peace, hiking, the word "earlier," and seated pop concerts. Male old age pubescents squeeze their round over-45 bodies into wetsuits and start a kite surfing course. Others run marathons. The female old age pubescent often retreats into spirituality and "wants to rediscover herself." Or make jam. Sounds dreadful? It is. But it's also very, very funny... A small consolation: old age pubescents are the largest population group in Europe. You're not alone.