Attention, neighbors! This book could change your world - or at least your garden! Have you ever wondered why your neighbor sweeps the driveway every Saturday at 7:03 AM, even though not a single leaf is in sight? Or why the sound of a leaf blower has suddenly become the unofficial anthem of your street? Then "The Best Ways to Avoid Becoming a Leaf-Blower-Loving Hedgehog" is exactly the book you need! With 30 hilarious texts and matching illustrations, this book shows you how to hold your ground in the epic battle for the tidiest garden - without turning into a leaf-blower-obsessed hedgehog yourself. Learn the art of passive aggression by stopping your raking just as your neighbor steps out of the house. Or discover how to sustainably shake up neighborhood order with a perfectly placed garden gnome. Whether you want to build the ultimate privacy wall that blocks your neighbors' daylight forever, or simply want to know how to subtly refer to your neighbor's lawn as "a bit needy" - this book has the answers you never dared to ask! What to expect: - 30 humorous chapters on the art of neighborhood gardening warfare - Funny illustrations that make every page a delight - The perfect gift for anyone who loves their neighbors - or at least tolerates them.