Attention, educators! Ready for the ultimate rulebook that will revolutionize your daily life? "The True Rulebook for Educators: A Humorous Lawbook for the Heroes of Kindergarten" is here to guide you with a wink through the jungle of educational madness! Finally, there are clear rules for the truly important things: How often can we ignore invisible friends? What to do when the onion wine shoots out of sight during snack time? And how many bedtime stories are actually required by law per day? This book provides the answers - and so much more! With hilarious paragraphs ranging from the regulation on the mandatory use of rainbow pens in creative classes to the law on the universal recognition of children's treasure collections, every educator's day becomes an adventure. Whether it's about the guideline for the unconditional approval of spontaneous dance parties or the regulation on the absolute priority of cookie-jam management - no eye will remain dry and no block tower untouched. What you can expect: - Humorous laws for the educator's daily life - Funny illustrations that perfectly complement the text - An ideal gift for anyone who takes kindergarten life with a sense of humor.