It's incredible what one can experience at sea! The author shares 27 stories about his charming, dangerous, and amusing adventures on all the world's oceans. One example: At one point, we had the feisty donkey up by Theo's cabin door, along with the hay. We opened his door, shoved the donkey and the hay inside, and closed the door again. The inferno began immediately! We heard the donkey literally explode; there were unbelievable noises and screams from both the donkey and Theo! The donkey started to smash up Theo's 12-square-meter cabin. The donkey's furious rage was beyond control, and the staccato of its shod hooves sounded like a drumroll from the devil himself! Theo, the old drunkard and atheist, learned to pray anew. He stood upright in his bunk, screaming for his drunken life.