In 90 short chapters, Horst Haider Munske guides readers through everyday life at German universities. Critically and entertainingly, he sheds light on fundamental questions of study and academic careers from the perspective of a humanities scholar. He pokes fun at various types of colleagues and shares insights from his wealth of university experiences. The starting point for his observations and advice is the recent Bologna reforms, which introduced Bachelor's and Master's degrees. These reforms represent a significant shift in the tradition of the German university, threatening its effectiveness, but also offering an opportunity to address the challenges of mass education.