Cats have staff - Although it is not scientifically proven, this phrase is a genetic component of mother’s milk in cats. Sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less. However, with Gizmo and Gonzo, one might think it is a main feature of their breed description. The two are indeed true LaPerm cats and take great pride in it. From the moment they were born in November 2009, these two house tigers took charge of their lives and left no doubt that they are the most important beings on Earth. When their very own can openers, Boris and Beate, enter their lives 12 weeks later, the chaos is complete. Although Boris and Beate had cats before, the four of them now have to face a lot of questions and situations for which they were unprepared. Do cats starve?.