We are Pope! Actually, Pope Peter II is known for his tireless good mood. However, at the moment, there is little for the otherwise cheerful Roman to be happy about: It is Lent - a welcome opportunity for Sister Immaculata, the housekeeper of His Holiness, to put him on a diet. And without caffè and cornetti, Peter is only half a pope. It is only when a box of bones is found during spring cleaning that the papal mood improves: Could it be the remains of Saint Peter? The pope intends to present the relics during the Good Friday procession. But then a shot is fired, a woman tumbles into the catacombs, and instead of the holy skull, Peter is left holding a cheap copy. But whoever is behind the attack has underestimated the pope and his legendary instincts!.