Once upon a time, there was a wonderful, long-gone era when we still wrote letters on paper, approached our crushes in person at the dance school, and had friends made of flesh and blood with whom we met in real pubs. Today, we leave our entire daily lives to computers, smartphones, apps, and social networks. We text, post, tweet, and swipe - and in doing so, we forget how real life truly works. This book is a cheeky plea for the good old analog world, where everything may have worked a bit slower - but we didn't have to worry about whether an ill-considered remark would lead to a shitstorm, whether we should accept a friend request from our unlikeable boss, or what will happen to our digital legacy one day. This book is the perfect reading material.