The universe smells strange, sounds strange, and is almost empty. Almost everywhere, you either get irradiated, can't breathe, or burn. And those are the nicer places. In other words: The universe is a terrible place. Or, to quote Gerhard Polt: "We won't be going there anymore." In this book, the Science Busters - physicists Prof. Heinz Oberhummer and Werner Gruber, along with award-winning satirist Martin Puntigam - issue a travel warning and explain why the cosmos is not a petting zoo, what you can sign against extraterrestrial bacteria, what shooting stars wish for when they see a human, how the universe will end - and who will have to clean it all up. With a foreword by Gerhard Polt.