Author Information
Zachary Auburn is a writer and artist whose 'zines include an analysis of every outfit from the first season of The Golden Girls, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a torturous relationship (which Slate called a "little masterpiece"), and a field guide to the aliens in Star Trek. He has been featured in the Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and the Utne Reader.

Summary
The cats of America are under siege!

Gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must contend with Satanists, online predators, the possibility of having to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots has been at the forefront.