The most popular cat jokes from The Oatmeal, including "How to Pet a Cat" and "The Bobcats," along with 15 new and never-before-seen cat comics, are featured in this hilarious bestseller by Matthew Inman, the creator of the beloved website The Oatmeal. When your cat kneads you, it's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. When your cat brings you a dead animal, it's not a gift. It's a warning. "How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" is a hilarious, brilliant collection of comics, facts, and guides about crazy cat behavior from the creative wonderland of The Oatmeal. "How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" showcases fan favorites like "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Cat," and "The Bobcats," as well as 17 brand new, never-before-seen cat comics. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat lovers! An additional removable poster is included at the back of the book.