"I've got it at the Hermsdorfer Kreuz" - Kudernatsch highlights in his columns where it pinches and pokes, where it gets stuck and where it piles up. He reports on local ailments and global issues: the ubiquitous Bodo in the forests of Thuringia, our Helene who can't say "squirrel sausages," the bullied Tamino on the city bus in Weimar, global warming up in the attic, cars that are named after coffee machines, and the incredible depression among television chickens. The author not only criticizes but also offers solutions: look away, duck down, pull away. And of course, senior gymnastics! Kudernatsch writes truths like "A city is not a yeast dough," "Diesel is premium," or "Xenophobia is not the fear of printer paper." Soon he plans to burn them onto wooden boards with a soldering iron and sell them in the pedestrian zone. You.