The Satanic Scriptures allow the reader to partake in the wit, wisdom, and diabolical perspective of the High Priest of the Church of Satan, Magus Peter H. Gilmore. These essays, articles, and polemics, spanning over twenty years, have been selected from the writings of the High Priest for his hellish legions; some have only appeared in publications accessible to insiders. From the magic of toys to time travel techniques, Magus Gilmore guides the reader down the left-hand path, where few find what they expected. Why is Satanism the feared religion? Is it satanic to be a fascist? Would same-sex marriage be acceptable in a satanic society? What do Satanists think of terrorism, and whom do they blame? The answers may surprise the reader. The devil has always had the best music.