Incredible! Is your life running smoothly and orderly? You absolutely need to change this boring state. Read this book, and your life will transform into a full-blown disaster. You'll see, it's not that hard. We guarantee you 100% failure with the new Sachse guide. Of course, this book can also be read differently: as an inspiration to recognize and effectively avoid the mistakes and pitfalls that constantly arise in life. Leading a satisfied and fulfilling life is not that difficult! - Live past your needs! - Ignore your wishes and dreams! - Boycott reality! - Give up responsibility for your life! - Avoid making decisions! ... and above all: - Consider yourself a total failure!.