It was twice ... that's not how a proper story begins, but this book doesn't contain any proper stories either. In fact, the texts gathered here are highly disorderly. Just as if someone had taken care to compile the most confusing, bewildering, and absurd thoughts, to press them into stories and poems, and thereby present a worldview that not only rejects reality as such but mocks it by inventing entirely unique answers to life's big questions. A book for all advanced friends of surreal literature and absurd humor, which not only includes a new collection of the well-known and beloved stage texts by Jan Philipp Zymny but also presents them using the technique of guided reading, gently leading the reader in and out of each work.