A series of murders has the citizens of Schikargo on edge. However, the famous private detective Henry Frottey has no time to sit in front of the television and follow the news. He prefers to solve crimes. A new entity is rising to the top of the underworld, and its path is paved with strange murders that are so convoluted that only Henry can unravel them with his brilliant mind and the power of procrastination. Relatively disinterested, he stumbles through the streets, flirts with a beautiful woman, takes a vacation, visits the fair, and yet remains just a step off to the left of the bizarre events in his city. But as if that weren't enough, the detective continually faces his old enemies: doors! Grrr. The first novel by the reigning German-speaking master of poetry slam, Jan Ph.