Laughing until the teacher arrives! The very best student jokes for all children aged 8 and up. Here, everyone can laugh heartily, as the jokes are wonderfully complemented by funny black-and-white illustrations and cartoons by Michael Holtschulte. A joke book for reading on your own or sharing with others. The doctor asks, "Do you talk in your sleep?" "No," replies the patient, "but I talk when others are sleeping." "Really? How's that?" asks the doctor. "I'm a teacher!" "That's just like magic," sighs the father, "I've once again not gotten a single number right in the lottery." "Don't worry about it," comforts Lara, "I always struggle with math problems too." No matter how empty your bottle is - there are always bottles that are teachers!.