Let's summarize: I can speak. I can read. And I can also write - we just tested that. I can do English, the big and the small multiplication tables. And now comes the kicker: I can even understand Russian. To make it short, I am Super-Winston! I am the smartest cat in the universe! I am world-class! Such a cat life is wonderful!, thinks Winston. You can lounge around on the sofa all day and munch on chicken liver with parsley. Delicious! But when Winston's owner hires a new housekeeper who moves in with her daughter, the peace is over: Kira and her mother come with a lot of problems, and before Winston knows it, he finds himself in the middle of a real criminal case... and shortly after - oh my holy sardine - also in the body of a girl! Help!!!.