The planes are shifting. The omniverses are under attack. And only one man has the chromosomes to set things right. Or does he? Dirty Frank begins his life as a harmless creator of extinction-level radioactive weapons, but he is soon taken deep into the most hidden corners of the omniverses to learn how everything came to be and how it will all end. If only it were that simple. He and his group of deviant disciples are hunted from realm to realm by murderous chimpillas and treacherous peace lords, all while he tries to understand the dark secrets of the omniverses. An encounter with the ultimate god might be his only chance, but Frank must first battle not only those who fight for evil but also his own struggle for good. If only his chromosomes would stop multiplying...