Who has never heard their partner say, "There should really be an instruction manual for you"? Well, here it is! This lovingly designed book offers space to note down all the important everyday situations and peculiarities of shared life: How can you tell when she's in a really bad mood? And most importantly: How long does it take for the clouds to clear? What happens if he has one or two beers too many? Which pet names might irritate him? A fill-in book for anyone who wants to humorously reveal their partner's greatest strengths and endearing weaknesses. Plus, it allows you to always say, "But I told you so!".