This is not a household guide. With vacuum cleaners, light bulbs, garden hoses, and the like, you can do much more than just keep the household in order. Unfortunately, things don't always go as smoothly as planned. Diagnosis: sexual accident! In the emergency room, hospital staff often receive absurd explanations. What is embarrassing for those involved is all the more amusing for outsiders. The authors have compiled the most incredible stories exclusively for this book. You will see your vacuum cleaner in a whole new light from now on!.