"When I first came to France, the capital of Paris, I sat in one of those delicious street cafés, which are covered with glass like a showcase, where you can look up when you sit in it, through the roof, into the sky. It was a beautiful May day, the sky had chosen the colour blue to impress us. The flowers bloomed in the vases with all their might..." This is how Helge Schneider's famous Paris story begins, which he told his concert audience in ever new, fantastically crazy variations between two songs - just like the many other stories, the "Orang Utan Klaus", the "Contact Lens of the Whale", the "Sweden Holiday_", stories about visits to animal parks, global warming, married life, a North Pole expedition or shovelling snow. Finally, the book that tells the best stories from 30 years.