"You are no longer Mia Thermopolis, sweetheart," Dad said. "You are Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Princess of Genovia." A princess? Me? Yeah, right. One moment, Mia is just a normal 14-year-old girl from Manhattan. The next moment, she is the heir to the throne of Genovia, being pursued by a clumsy bodyguard, taking princess lessons from her eccentric grandmother, and getting a makeover from someone named Paolo. Well, her father can lecture her until he’s royal blue in the face, but Mia is definitely not going to turn into a style queen. And they think she’s moving to Genovia? Uh, hello?.