The unspoken rules about how women should behave in the workplace are as numerous as they are confusing.

Asking for a raise? Pushy.
Taking credit for an idea? Arrogant.
Admitting a mistake? Weak.
Successfully balancing work and family? Not promotion-worthy.

In "How to Succeed Without Hurting Men's Feelings," Sarah Cooper, author of the bestseller "100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings," shows how women can achieve their dreams, succeed in their careers, and become leaders without damaging the fragile male ego.

This wickedly funny, ironic guide includes chapters like "How to Ace the Interview Without Overdoing It," "9 Non-Threatening Leadership Strategies for Women," and "Choose Your Own Adventure: Do You Want to Be Likable or Successful?" It even features several pages for doodling while men continue to explain.

When all else fails, there's a set of cut-out mustaches to help women appear more masculine, which will likely lead to a quick promotion.