Since 2005, bestselling author Gunter Dueck has been writing a new "Daily Dueck" on his homepage every two weeks. More than 5,000 regular readers find satire, delightful content, or even harsh criticism there. This volume gathers the first 99 "Daily Duecks" for those who prefer to hold a book in their hands. Dueck warned early on about the financial crisis, writing witty or biting sharp points about locusts, loyal but naive long-term customers, work stress, and value loss, while advocating for more trust in the workplace.