The coolest sayings since the invention of fat-free fried potatoes! Funny, crazy, cheeky, and sometimes a bit wacky - more than 600 sayings with a built-in chuckle guarantee. "I'm not drunk, the floor just wanted to cuddle!" "Better to have a little belly than just vegetables in the head." "At some point, your repressed problems will stand at your door, ring the bell, and hit you in the face without warning!" "Today is yet another one of those damn days when I don't have enough middle fingers!" This humorous pocketbook contains these and many more unpublished, funny, and crazy sayings for all occasions.