Do you have more hair in your ears than on your head? Is the only thing whistling behind you your kettle? Do small children think you’re dead when you sleep on the couch? If you have to answer yes to at least one of these questions, you are undoubtedly a true oldie. You enjoy the real benefits of this golden age and know the good old days that young people can only dream of. Even though the Stones are still rocking, you’ve made your contribution. So don’t let it get you down. This unique guide takes a closer look at common clichés and shows you how to gracefully resist annoying stereotypes. This way, you won’t look old at all and can face the golden autumn of life with adventures, serenity, and plenty of wit.