Since the invention of the calculator, we have increasingly dulled our minds. Today, we leave our entire lives to digital progress. We pay with our smartphones, buy virtual friends on Facebook, cheer for talentless nobodies on YouTube, and follow attention-seeking idiots on Twitter. Yet, the more information we blow into the infinite data universe, the dumber we become. And the more dangerous it becomes for all of us, even beyond death. Andreas Hock's perspective on the digitalization of our society is humorous, alarming, and bitterly sharp. And guaranteed to be analog.