The 7-Day Crash Course for anyone who wants to become a rich and famous lawyer. There are over 160,000 licensed attorneys in Germany, but only a handful make it to the status of star lawyer, enjoying fame, wealth, and honor. So what does it take for a law student, legal trainee, or lawyer who has only run a small practice in a back room to join these chosen demigods? This humorous guide reveals how to become a star lawyer in no time using unconventional methods and a healthy dose of self-importance. With a sharp tongue, irony, and sarcasm, all the tricks and tips of star lawyers are laid bare. What else to consider besides an impressive letterhead, a million in startup capital, distributing brochures about correctional facilities, and the right way to deal with journalists can be found in this work.