Cursing and swearing are simply part of driving. Because nowhere else do you encounter as many idiots as here. For example, when you're on the highway, it takes a maximum of five minutes before you come across an outsider who continues their sightseeing tour in the middle lane. Or there's the one who considers anything under 200 km/h to be crawling and pushes everyone else off the road with their turn signal and horn. Often, just a glance at the license plate is enough to quickly realize: DEL - yes, it takes a bit longer in Delmenhorst. Or WOB: "Get out of the way or it bangs!", says the Wolfsburg driver. This book is dedicated to the German, Austrian, and Swiss license plates and their humorously malicious descriptions and funny, cunning derivations. From A like Anwanzer to Z like Zauderer, the author presents both the classics that have long become part of everyday life and new creations.