Dear friends of refined intimacy: Right now, you may still be having fun, but soon you might find yourselves wandering through the rain with lanterns. I am one of many affected. I feel just as desperate, annoyed, angry, tired, amused, and full of love for my children. I keep my finger of admonition tucked away. Instead, I share a few stories from my daily life and in this way call out to all the equally tired, exasperated, loving parents: We are all in the same boat. We can't sleep, eat, or go to the bathroom in peace, so let's at least laugh together! Marlene Hellene writes entertaining yet comforting stories from her life as a young mother and is loved by her fans for her witty, spot-on narratives.