Cities are just villages with high-speed train connections. Markus Barth has been living in the big city for fifteen years and is still learning something new every day: Chicory is cauliflower for higher earners. With 3-D glasses, you can experience bad movies even more intensely. "Healing fasting" is just as sensible as "healthy beating." Fruit mush is now called "smoothie." Mettwurst, on the other hand, is not. It's a confusing world. But with Markus Barth, it becomes fun again.