Nine quirky stories about the stress-makers, misfits, and dilettantes in your potential surroundings. A secret voyeur in the neighborhood watches you during sex. A seemingly gay hairdresser picks up wives one after another. A chef serves disgusting menus of a special kind - and they even taste good. Plus: a huge jerk as a boss, a perverse professor who guides even the most naive students through their studies - and for emergencies: a clinic that you leave healthy only with a lot of luck. So almost never! Stimulating, exciting, arousing - the perfect holiday read for this summer - and the most original gift for someone you truly like.