There is this country quite nearby. You have to experience it: welcome to Schantallien. Some things might seem familiar: In the capital, there is a young, emerging scene of start-up entrepreneurs, striking pilots, and hobby prostitutes. The best restaurants are located in furniture stores, and some regions suffer from xenophobia and overcrowded amusement parks. Other aspects may surprise you: The school system has been abolished for budget reasons and replaced by a modern casting show. The country is governed by Facebook likes, and its largest source of income comes from returned deposit bottles. Cancel your flights. Spare yourself the fear of plane crashes and terrorist attacks. Get comfortable on your sofa and travel to the wonderful Schantallien. When is the best time to visit Schantallien? In the next life.